Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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