Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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