Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
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