I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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