I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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