The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
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