Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
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He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
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The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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