Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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