Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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