Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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