dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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