That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
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I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
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I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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