hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
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That's how twitter works, right?
Barsexuality is the new black.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
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I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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