i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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