When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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