6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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