U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
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We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
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Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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