so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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