dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
splinters make it hard to masturbate
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
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