When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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