there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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