her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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