theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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