There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
third nipple confirmed
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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