2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i will never coherently bang her
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I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
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Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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