yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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