I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
