He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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