fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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