question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
Randomize
