I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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