1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
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Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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