OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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