it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
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This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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