Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
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Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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