So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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