maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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