The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
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A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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