I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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