Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Small penises have feelings too.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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