I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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