Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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