The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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