hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
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U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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