yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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