windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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