try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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