I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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