You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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