spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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