They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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