it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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