Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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