I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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